WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA
I am the tree.
I am the bark.
I will give you a fucking heart attack in the dark.
His name is Moose and he is 2 months old.
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
Otters can have fun even out of the water
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
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